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  • official-nasa:

    nyehs:

    pizzaforpresident:

    pizzaforpresident:

    L is for the Letter L

    O is for the Omelette in my sheets

    V is very very 

    Egg

    i don’t remember making this post

    please try harder to be funny

    why is there an omelette in your sheets?

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    • police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW
    • me: um not if you keep yelling

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    keithlapinig:

    completelyfrozen:

    If you look closely at this picture of Beauty and the Beast, you can see snow on the ground.

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    If you look closely at this picture of Frozen, you can see snow on the ground.

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    Hmmm.

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    This must mean that Belle is Elsa and Anna’s second cousin twice removed and that the Beast is one of Hans 12 brothers and that Gaston and Olaf are twins. 

    Damn Disney. You really outdid yourself with this one. Well played. 

    This is the only fan theory I will support and reblog.

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    spicy-vagina-tacos:

I hate patrickstump-kin
    goodmusicgoldenchild:

“YEAH I’M WINNIN “

    diabeteswithowls:

    oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

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    youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

    overblood:

    long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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    ragnaroked:

    friendly reminer to check the ‘i hate my parents’ tag on christmas morning!!!

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    • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
    • Me: no
    • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

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